July 2nd, 2008
The Top 8 Benefits
of Working From Home
of Working From Home
8> Only your spouse looks at you funny when you play your “Hannah Montana” CDs.
7> Photocopy your ass whenever the mood siezes you!
6> Commuting requires flip-flops and PJs.
5> Wear a dress to work *without* revealing your secret.
4> “I’m booked then, but I can squeeze you in after my one-hour meeting with Oprah.”
3> Ditch the ear buds and rock out to Public Enemy on Volume 11.
2> Diminished incidence of sexual harassment complaints.
and the Number 1 Benefit of Working From Home…
1> Every day is Casual Day, Friday is now Naked Day.
.
Credits:
Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1 (10th # 1)
Glenn Anthony, San Jose, CA — 2, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
Frank Boneno, Baton Rouge, LA — 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 6
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 7, Banner tag
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 8
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — President & CEO
RUNNERS UP list — Walking to work
Fart with impunity (although it’s really no difference from the
office.)
(Glenn Anthony, San Jose, CA)
Holding staff meetings in your pajamas gives you a weird sense of power not experienced in the office.
(Glenn Anthony, San Jose, CA)
No more fighting over the use of the company microwave.
(Frank Boneno, Baton Rouge, LA)
No more of those *&^#%$! “Office Safety” videos!
(Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)
No porn filter.
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
When someone swipes your lunch from the fridge, you can pretty much narrow it down to one of three people.
(Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)
Runners Up list name
(Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)
(Glenn Anthony, San Jose, CA)
Holding staff meetings in your pajamas gives you a weird sense of power not experienced in the office.
(Glenn Anthony, San Jose, CA)
No more fighting over the use of the company microwave.
(Frank Boneno, Baton Rouge, LA)
No more of those *&^#%$! “Office Safety” videos!
(Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)
No porn filter.
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
When someone swipes your lunch from the fridge, you can pretty much narrow it down to one of three people.
(Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)
Runners Up list name
(Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)
