Dog shed his fur on thee.

The Top 9 Obedience
School “Most Likelies”

9> Most Likely to Let His Master Perish in a Fire

8> Most Likely to Keep Knocking Stuff off the Table with His Wagging Tail

7> Most Likely to Fall for the Fake Ball Throw (41-way tie)

6> Most Likely to Pass a Drug Sniff-Test and Fail a Drug Pee-Test in the Same Day

5> Most Likely to Drown in Her Own Drool

4> Most Likely to (a) Step in Poo, (b) Step in Water Dish, (c) Drink from Water Dish

3> Most Likely to Eat His Family

2> Most Likely to Be Bullied into Submission by the Family Cat

and the Number 1 Obedience School “Most Likely”…

1> Most Likely to Be Politely Escorted out of the Westminster Kennel Club

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Credits:

Selected from 44 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — 1 (4th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 4
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — 3, 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, 8
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 6
Ross Bennett, Reedsville, PA — 9
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — List Vet